According to the three-page document, to preserve the openness that characterizes today’s Internet, “consumers are entitled to run applications and use services of their choice, subject to the needs of law enforcement”
Because, you know, its your computer, subject to the needs of law enforcement.
As a sort of follow-up to this story, I present:
Hungry dolphins attack researchers
Known scumbag Tom DeLay has been indicted in connection with phrases like “campaign finance” and “criminal conspiracy”, and has stepped down as majority leader.
TIME.com interviews Neil Gaiman and Joss Whedon.
In my eyes, that is a slightly better headline than “Weekly World News interviews Jesus and Elvis”.
A quote (on the upcoming Wonder Woman movie Whedon is directing):
TIME: I’m really hoping her bustier will slip down a little bit further than it did in the show.
JW: You’re just after a porno, aren’t you?
TIME: Yes.
JW: It’s all about priorities. Yes, it’s very empowering for her to be naked all the time.
Great interview.
…with a crane. A chemically enhanced Dunst spills the very questionable beans. Good comparison shots over at cinerati.
So, you’ve heard of Bananaphone. You may also have heard of Badgerphone.
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you Bananarchy.
So, this may not mean much to a lot of people, but I find it pretty hilarious. Noted sci-fi writer and asshole, Harlan Ellison was totally fucking upstaged recently by Gabe from Penny Arcade. You might have to scroll down a bit to read the story.
Things that make me hate the world, or at least the ever so annoying people who think they are contributing to society for its cultural benefit. Actually, worse, I realize that they don’t care about such lofty notions, but rather belong to a company in the business of making money.
I present to you, the more futile edition to a preexisting futile innovation. Bicycle Spinners.
Upon further research (aka a Google search)
Oh, God: they have a dedicated website, as in they are a real company. Here I thought it was just a WalMart cheap plastic thing (I originally saw them in a WalMart but can not locate them on the WalMart website).
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I wish the list of things that hurt me was shorter than it is. Another entry: ER the video game.
I swear the world is coming to an end. Please let it be coming to an end.
I found this while wandering the aisles of BestBuy. Never let me do that again.
EDIT: Linky now worky
Our school is about to undergo some massive budget cuts. This can’t be good.
Today’s cliché:
How can I be so thirsty when I drank so much last night?
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